SARAH PALIN TOPS POLL! WHAT WOMAN WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE IN A BURKA?”

Template

Narrowly edging out Fox News Personality Megan Kelly, former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin has been named as the number one woman, republican men would most like to see in a burka.

In a poll conducted by the Bernard Langenschwantz Research Consortium, GOP males were asked who they believed could carry off a burka with the most style and panache. After having the word panache explained to them, an overwhelming number of males agreed that they would love to see Sarah in a burka.

One man queried as to why she was his choice, responded, “Well, Sarah is just about the hottest, sexiest republican we got and then, to cover it up under all that fabric would be awesome. Just knowing that hotness is hidden, just beneath that heavy cloth, makes me perspire in places I never knew I could perspire!”

“I know it’s just a pipe dream,” said another, “but if we can all get behind a great candidate like…say…Donald Trump or Ted Cruz, who both have such great ideas for women in America, I know we can get them into burkas in no time flat. I refuse to give up on that dream!”

GOP candidate Carly Fiorina came in third. Calls to her campaign headquarters for her reaction were not returned.

Advertisements
This entry was posted in GTK, International, Politics and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s