Fox News Offers Steve Harvey Election Night Anchor Chair!

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Fox News head honcho, Roger Ailes is hoping to lure Steve Harvey into anchoring their Presidential Election Night coverage next year. “He’s our kind of reporter!” raved Ailes.

When hosting the Miss Universe pageant last evening.Harvey announced Miss Colombia the winner, even though the information in front of him plainly showed the actual winner was Miss Philippines.

“We like his independent kind of thinking. It’s what we do every day here at Fox News. When you have the ability to ignore the obvious and report what you want to, you are truly a Fox Anchor. We know he can bring that kind of insight and reportage to our Election Coverage. He can change the way America sees the results! While others may ridicule or even scorn Mr. Harvey, at Fox News he is a hero standing up for truth. Our truth. America’s truth!”

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