Ted Cruz Solves Birther Problem, Confirming Canada Is Part Of The United States!

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“Check any Texas textbook,” Ted Cruz calmly stated this morning in response to critics claiming he cannot be president, as he was born in Canada in the waning days of 1970. “The great state of Canada IS a part of the United states and has been since it was welcomed to the Union by President Jefferson Davis in 1862. Believe me, I understand it is often difficult to remember all 51 states, but if  liberals would just do a little research, we wouldn’t have to be sidetracked from the important issues we must face in this country. Let there be no doubt! As sure as the sun revolves around the earth every 48 hours, I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AMERICAN!”

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