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Allstate Insurance Announces “Black Friday” Coverage For The War Torn And Weary Shopper!

“People should be able to shop fearlessly on the first day of the Christmas Season,” says Allstate rep, Carol Ingon. “They shouldn’t have to worry about getting a black eye, or a broken arm, or even a concussion, fighting with other shoppers … Continue reading →

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Something Just Popped!

Something popped!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Gimme A Quote

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Walking With Mary Louise

Deer Meryl Streep

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Will This Donut Look Good On Me? Get The New Fat-App And See Immediately!!!

The FDA will soon require chain restaurants and movie theaters to list the amount of calories contained in each item on the menu, in hopes that knowing the calorie count in that mashed potato, cheese and gravy will deter Americans … Continue reading →

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Lindsey Graham Nominates Arnold Schwarzenegger To Replace Chuck Hagel As Secretary Of Defense!

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has put forth the name of his dream candidate for Secretary of Defense, to replace Chuck Hagel and that name is Arnold Schwarzenegger! At a hastily called press conference this morning Graham was fairly rapturous in … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Gimme a Quote

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Finally A Product Endorsement We Can All Get Behind!!

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