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8 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About

1. Born Blake Brown, she almost went with Deadly but thought Lively seemed a more cheerful last name. 2. As stipulated in her contract, she got to keep the traveling pants. 3. Not initially interested in acting, she was forced … Continue reading

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First Girls, Now Phones! Cloud Leaks Sexy Shots of Stunning New Samsung A3 And A5 Phones!

Phone Porn is sweeping the Internet as leaked photos of the much-rumored Galaxy A-series Smartphones have been spotted online. Glossy digital foldout images of non-removable back-covers and 100 pc aluminum chassis are the stuff of nighttime fantasy for tech tantalizing. … Continue reading

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Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Arrested! Charged With Teen Impersonation!

Gwen Stefani and her husband, Bush front man, Gavin Rossdale were taken into custody yesterday in Hudtown, Ohio and charged with teenage impersonation, attire unbecoming to specific age group. Unbeknownst to the two rockers, the city has recently enacted a … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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As Typhoon Phanfone Bears Down On Southern Japan, Everybody Agrees It’s Scary As Hell, But Loves The Name!

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Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was … Continue reading

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Martin-Lawrence Heats Up! J-Law Watches Chris Perform Again! Keeps Clothes On!

In the middle of a horribly, embarrassing hacked naked photo firestorm, somehow 24 year old, Jennifer Lawrence has managed to keep her head up. Combining the power of love and promotion, her popularity continues to soar as the sympathy factor … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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