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As Typhoon Phanfone Bears Down On Southern Japan, Everybody Agrees It’s Scary As Hell, But Loves The Name!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr
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Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was … Continue reading →

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Martin-Lawrence Heats Up! J-Law Watches Chris Perform Again! Keeps Clothes On!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

In the middle of a horribly, embarrassing hacked naked photo firestorm, somehow 24 year old, Jennifer Lawrence has managed to keep her head up. Combining the power of love and promotion, her popularity continues to soar as the sympathy factor … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr
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Homeland is Back! Season 4 Starring Claire Danes As Sexy Saddy!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

Just when you thought Carrie had plumbed the depths of her sadness, she has managed to find still more. She’s an unwed mother, so now she’s crying for 2! As Season 4 premieres we find another terrorist plot that needs … Continue reading →

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Google Response To Threatened $100 Million Lawsuit…”Which Naked Photos Are The Hacked Ones?”

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

Top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer has threatened a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Google for doing nothing to remove the stolen naked photos of celebrities from the internet. Singer complained to the media, “It is so mortifying to Jennifer Lawrence, … Continue reading →

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Nick Jonas Says “Look!… I’m Not With Disney Anymore! Please Take My Music Seriously!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

When you got something to sell, you sell it! Nick Jonas, taking a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook, “How To Kill The Mouse.” is gearing up to market his new album, “Grab My Package” by dropping trou and … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr
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ABC Announces First Celebrity Bachelorette “Taylor Swift”!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

As Taylor sings, “Players gonna play play play,” so now she is going to play the field on TV! In a casting coup that is sure to be a teen and tween ratings grabber ABC announced today that Taylor swift … Continue reading →

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