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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr
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President Obama Thanks Ashton Kutcher For “Just The Diversion America Needed!”

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

President Obama was in a celebratory mood last evening and stopped in the middle of a goodbye dinner for departing Secret Service Director Julia Pierson to announce some good news. “I’d like to propose a toast to two crazy kids … Continue reading →

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CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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It’s A Girl For Mila And Ashton! Introducing “Huh? Kunis-Kutcher”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Diddy: “I Was Misquoted! What I Said Was Tracy Morgan’s Belly Is A Work Of Art!”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr

“No disrespect To J”said Diddy, “Cause that is one  fine booty, but once again I was misquoted in the press. If you look at the tape and really listen to what I said, it was referring to my good friend … Continue reading →

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Secret Service Throws Goodbye Party For Director Julia Pierson!

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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Still Under Pressure After Congressional Hearing, Secret Service Director Julia Pierson Resigns!

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr

After Ms. Pierson appeared at a brutal congressional hearing on Tuesday, when she had to explain to a House panel how an armed intruder jumped the White House fence on Sept. 19 and made it as far into the mansion … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr
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