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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading →

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr
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Ben Affleck Goes Full Frontal In “Gone Girl”. News Causes Box Office Rush And $69 Million In Advance Ticket Sales!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Surprises Everyone With New Operating System. Meet “Windows Fred”!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

Microsoft Corp. announced its new operating system on Tuesday to replace the largely unpopular Windows 8. In a bold move they have decided to cease numbering the systems and give them proper names instead. So welcome to the new world … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr
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White House Secret Service Replaced With Scarier Guys! Harsher Penalties!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr
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Everyone Wants To Ride The Magic Mike Bus! Now Oprah Jumps On Board!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

Everybody continues to jump on board Magic Mike 2 or as it is more coyly known “XXL”, which really seems appropriate, as the cast grows bigger every second. The list of stars who want in on Mike keeps getting longer and … Continue reading →

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White House Intruder Got Further Than Originally Reported. Goes Swimming And Bowling!

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

It was originally reported that the recent intruder at The White House was nabbed at the front door. New reports are showing a much more embarrassing scenario. Turns out that he actually made it much further and had plenty of … Continue reading →

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Aretha And Barbra Just Sing? What The What?

Posted on September 30, 2014 by jr

Young Pop stars like Rihanna, Katy Perry, Beyonce, Britney and many others are reeling with shock after Barbara Streisand set a new record when her latest album, “Partners” debuted at Number 1. “But all she does is sing!” cried Katy … Continue reading →

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