White House Intruder Got Further Than Originally Reported. Goes Swimming And Bowling!

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It was originally reported that the recent intruder at The White House was nabbed at the front door. New reports are showing a much more embarrassing scenario. Turns out that he actually made it much further and had plenty of time to enjoy the amenities. After a quick work out in the gym, he treated himself to a leisurely swim and sauna and comfy terry cloth robe. He then enjoyed a small vegetable plate and sparkling water before he made his way to the bowling alley for a few games where he bested Joe Biden 2 out of 3. It wasn’t until he was having a cigar in the club room when Joe realized he was much too affable to be John Boehner and alerted the Security detail who quickly tackled him.

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