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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr
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Man Desperate To Get Into White House Jumps Fence. Secret Service Stands Down. It’s Only Ted Cruz!

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr
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Ben Affleck Banned From Church Bazaar For Counting Jelly Beans

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr

First it was The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas that banned Ben from playing at their tables and now, his own St. Cecilia Parish in Boston has turned on him. “He’s out of control,” exclaimed Sister Bridget Angelina. “The … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 20, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr
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Millions Wait In Line And Purchase iPhone6 Today! Apple Announces iPhone7 coming in December. Everybody Gets Back On Line!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr
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Friar’s Club Announces “National Talk Like Gilbert Gottfried Day!”

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

Forget “Talk Like a Pirate Day!! How many times can you say AArrrgh and get laughs? “It’s gotten old fast” say the members of the Friar’s Club, home of the original foul and filthy and funny Roast! Time to practice … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! George Snags The Main Preacher Man For His Miracle Wedding!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

While everybody has been distracted by the leaked guest list to George Clooney’s upcoming nuptials, that sly actor has been secretly holding meetings at The Vatican with Pope Francis. After much discussion and negotiations, George convinced the Pontiff that he … Continue reading →

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New X-Files Movie in Production. “The Search For Scully’s Leg!”

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

Apparently aliens have stopped abducting people and instead are beaming up individual body parts in this latest X-Files big screen adventure. What is the logic behind this nefarious plot? Scully and Mulder are hot on the trail of the bad … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr
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