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Melissa McCarthy Inaugurates NYC Mayor DeBlasio’s “Grab A Torch, Grab A Cab” Campaign!

Continuing his trailblazing ways to re-invigorate NYC tourism, while making it convenient for it’s citizens, the mayor has launched his plan to promote easy taxi access. “We found in surveys, that the most popular tourist destination was the Statue of … Continue reading →

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Bill Murray Reveals The Women He’d Choose For “Ghostbusters 3”. Pretty Surprising!

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Even With 37 Different Producers, New U2 album, “Songs Of Innocence” Sounds Like Every Other U2 Album! Comes With 24-Page Booklet and Free Dinner Coupon!

With a combined net worth of over 1 billion dollars, who better to sing Songs of Innocence than Bono and the Gang? U2’s highly anticipated 13th album was produced by Danger Mouse and 3 dozen other top producers working across … Continue reading →

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Lana Del Rey Signs New Contract. Agrees To Sell Music Door To Door! More Artists To Follow!

In what many recording companies are calling the future of music marketing, artists are agreeing to sell their wares door to door. Industry bigwig, Jimmy Iovine, explained the reality of the new business model. “We can only place a song … Continue reading →

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iphone 6 Now With Royal Baby App! Pre-Natal Care and April 2015 Delivery Footage To Be Included!

 

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Beyonce Celebrates Derek Jeter Day Privately At Home

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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