Category Archives: City Desk

Thanks To Fox News, Robert Durst Jumps To First. New GOP Darling Tops Polls!

Fox News has now proclaimed that accused murderer Robert Furst is the man to beat when it comes to the race for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. “This is our guy!”  Roger Ailes said breathlessly at the daily “news … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew Target … Continue reading

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Today’s Lesson: Solar Eclipse= “Scary”

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

So True

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Rep Aaron Schock Drives Himself Into Brand New Gig!! It’s Abs-olutely Fabulous!

Nobody need worry about soon to be ex-congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois, when he leaves office March 31, after facing much scrutiny for misuse of Federal funds. It appears that the GOP darling has already lined up his next gig … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

More Random Advice

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Random traffic advice

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Penis-Shaped Neckline Livens Up Natarsha Belling’s News Report

A fashion statement from an Australian news anchor has gone viral. Like a Rorschach image, people see many different things. Some people don’t see it at all, but for those who do, they definitely know what it is and as … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Patty’s Party Day

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Mary’s Random Thought of The Day

A little bitter

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