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Exclusive! Best Venice Bachelor Party Ever! You’re Welcome Ladies!

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The Ford Mustang EcoBoost 2015!… Now With Performance Enhancers!

Since today’s muscle cars are made with much lighter modern materials such as carbon fiber, the sound of a four-cylinder engine, no matter how turbo-charged it may be, just doesn’t roar like the more traditional gas gulping muscle car engine. … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Wins Value Voters Poll As “Favorite Candidate To Study For The GED With”

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Men Around The World Reap Consolation Bonanza As George Clooney Marries! Major Spike Expected In Birth Rate!

Millions of women were left bereft with shattered dreams yesterday as the perennial bachelor said, “I do” in Venice, Italy. “The longer he stayed single, the better I thought my chances were” cried one top model, “these next few weeks … Continue reading →

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Weird Markings Showing Up On Cattle Heads From Pennsylvania to Washington!

It started with Vale Woods Farm in Western Pennsylvania. When they noticed a baby calf with a marking on it’s head that looked like a number seven, they named her after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The ensuing press has brought … Continue reading →

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Nothing Says “No, Really, Let It Go” Like These Sexy Olaf And Elsa Inspired Halloween Costumes!

Ladies, they’ll be calling you anything but Frozen when you show up on Halloween in one of these hot costumes! “Single and “Sexy or “Married and Mommy”, you will love how these costumes from a fantasy have been rethought for … Continue reading →

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Cuomo And DeBlasio And 73 Staff Members and 147 TV Reporters and Crew Prove NYC Subways Are Safe!

  Due to a report of a terrorist intention to attack The Paris Metro and NYC Subway, New York’s Top Pols, Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio went underground today for a ride, to prove the system was as safe as … Continue reading →

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