Category Archives: City Desk

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr
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Rick Perry Accepts President Obama’s “Find Iraq On A Map Challenge!!”

Posted on August 22, 2014 by jr

After insisting that President Obama bomb the hell out of ISIS, Texas Governor Rick Perry accepted Obama’s rebuttal challenge to find Iraq on a map. Appearing at a rally outside Shugabee’s Texas Barbecue in Buda, Texas he was put on … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr
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Ann Coulter Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr

 

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“I’ve Had it! I’m Quitting the Business!” Beyonce is Breaking Up! Plans to Release One Final Album and Documentary Film

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

In a startling development this morning Beyonce announced she has “had it” with Beyonce! No more. “The situation has become intolerable and I simply must put Beyonce out of it’s misery”. The demands of writing, recording, birthing babies, touring, photoshopping, … Continue reading →

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Putin Issues Ice Bucket Challenge to Ukraine on Today Show!

Posted on August 19, 2014 by jr

The Cold War has turned into a Cold Water challenge as Vladimir Putin has laid down the gauntlet! Appearing with Savannah Guthrie on this morning’s Today Show he dared the Ukraine leaders to either have buckets of ice water ceremoniously … Continue reading →

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Hey Anna Got An Item For File That Mary?

Posted on August 16, 2014 by jr
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Downton Abbey Mortified by Photo Error and the Embarrassing Publicity it has Generated. Releases Corrected Photo!

Posted on August 15, 2014 by jr

The Promotion department that released the recent photo of Lord Crawley and Lady Sybil with a plastic water bottle on the mantle appears to be completely red-faced.                             … Continue reading →

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