Category Archives: City Desk

Aaron Paul Wins Best Supporting Actor For Breaking Bad. Thanks Emmy Bitches!

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr

  A visibly emotional Aaron Paul opened his heart to the voting academy on receiving his third Emmy award for playing Jesse Pinkman on “Breaking Bad”. “I love each and every one of you bitches and if I could I’d … Continue reading →

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Spill The Wine! Dig That Girl! CNN Host Ana Cabrera Motivates Journalists Around the World With Tragic Napa Photos.

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr

Thanks to the horrific photos of broken wine bottles, journalists all over the world are dropping their current stories and heading to Napa. Interviewing a local vineyard owner in his shop Ana commented “It’s heartbreaking to see that image, especially … Continue reading →

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VH1 Music Awards News: Usher Gets Slap Happy and Breaks Record!!!

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr

      The highlight of last night’s VH1 Music Awards was the moment Usher slapped Nicki Minaj’s butt to become the 5022 person to do so. The momentous occasion arrived during his performance of “She came to give it … Continue reading →

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Senator Harry Reid Tells Asian Community “Miso Sorry”

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr

Speaking last week to the Asian Chamber of Congress in Las Vegas, Nevada Senator Harry Reid managed to insult roughly 60% of the global population with two bigoted Asian jokes he cracked in his after dinner speech. Reid appeared this … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr
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Rihanna and Eminem Are Matriculating! Together!!!

Posted on August 24, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2014 by jr
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Burpee Seeds To Sponsor Iggy Azalea’s U.S. Tour

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr

In the perfect world of synergy and cross promotion or should we say “cross pollination” the Burpee Seed Company, founded in 1876 has agreed to sponsor the American leg of Iggy’s tour. “I love flowers, I love seeds” said Iggy … Continue reading →

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Nicki Minaj Bit on Ass by Snake. Bubble Bursts!

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr

With little warning the boa constrictor being used during a rehearsal for Nicki’s MTV awards performance slithered over and bit her right on the butt. Early reports stated that it had happened to  one of her back-up dancers to prevent … Continue reading →

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Chris Christie Offers Jamie Foxx a Government Package!!

Posted on August 23, 2014 by jr
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