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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 6, 2014 by jr
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Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr

“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 5, 2014 by jr
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Homeland is Back! Season 4 Starring Claire Danes As Sexy Saddy!

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

Just when you thought Carrie had plumbed the depths of her sadness, she has managed to find still more. She’s an unwed mother, so now she’s crying for 2! As Season 4 premieres we find another terrorist plot that needs … Continue reading →

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Google Response To Threatened $100 Million Lawsuit…”Which Naked Photos Are The Hacked Ones?”

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

Top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer has threatened a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Google for doing nothing to remove the stolen naked photos of celebrities from the internet. Singer complained to the media, “It is so mortifying to Jennifer Lawrence, … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr
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ABC Announces First Celebrity Bachelorette “Taylor Swift”!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

As Taylor sings, “Players gonna play play play,” so now she is going to play the field on TV! In a casting coup that is sure to be a teen and tween ratings grabber ABC announced today that Taylor swift … Continue reading →

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President Obama Thanks Ashton Kutcher For “Just The Diversion America Needed!”

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

President Obama was in a celebratory mood last evening and stopped in the middle of a goodbye dinner for departing Secret Service Director Julia Pierson to announce some good news. “I’d like to propose a toast to two crazy kids … Continue reading →

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CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr
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