Category Archives: City Desk

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Hitched. Wall Street Loses It!!!!!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

Wall Street went wild, soaring to new heights today at the news that Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie were married over the weekend in France. A merger that has been a long time coming sent shockwaves of unbridled joy around … Continue reading →

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Fox and Friends Elisabeth Hasselbeck Accidentally Broadcasts A Fact Supporting Obama!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

Chaos reigned for a few moments behind the scenes on this morning’s telecast of Fox and Friends. Due to the combined inexperience of a new statistician and teleprompter operator, hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck inadvertently announced an upswing in President Barack Obama’s … Continue reading →

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James Cameron Announces “Titanic” Reboot Starring Michael Phelps!!!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

 

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr
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Kelly Ripa Starts Contract Negotiation. Offers Husband in Package Deal

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr
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Ancient Ruin Rediscovered in The Yucatan Just In Time For The Labor Day Holiday

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr

  Back in the age of Disco an American club impresario named Eric Von Euw slogged through the forests of the Yucatan in search of a revolutionary new dance space. He returned with designs for a state of the art … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr
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Gwen Stefani Reports Face Stolen Night Before Emmy Awards!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr

Although she grabbed headlines for mispronouncing “The Colbert Report”, the bigger story at the Emmy’s should have been the theft Gwen Stefani suffered previously that day. In the early hours of Sunday someone had taken her original face and replaced … Continue reading →

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Sofia Vergara Gets Playful @ Emmys. Strains Neck.

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr

Sexy Sofia Vergara had a minor emergency on the Emmy’s red carpet last evening. Surprisingly the limber actress turned a bit too quickly to look over her shoulder at the cameras and hurt her neck. “I hurd a clique and … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr
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