Category Archives: City Desk

Diana Ross Officially Dubbed “High Priestess Of Pop”

Posted on September 1, 2014 by jr

Not to be outdone by the publicity received by her son Evan’s marriage this weekend to Ashlee Simpson, Miss Ross immediately reclaimed the spotlight. At a Labor Day press conference outside her home in Greenwich Connecticut, she announced, “Considering my … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 1, 2014 by jr
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Ashlee Simpson Signs With Motown Subsidiary. Already Expecting A Career Boost!!

Posted on September 1, 2014 by jr

With the powers no one knew were vested in her, Motown legend Diana Ross officiated at the marriage of her son Evan Ross to karaoke star Ashlee Simpson at her home in Greenwich Connecticut Sunday evening. After a whirlwind courtship, … Continue reading →

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ABC Renames DWTS For The “Stars” We Actually Know

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr

After an exhaustive survey analyzing the “Q” or “Recognition Factor” of the “Stars” on Dancing With The Stars, producers have discovered that the professional dancers are the real stars! When their pictures were shown to the survey sample, 82 percent … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr
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Michael Sam Joins Cast of “The Big Bang Theory”. Will play The Wacky Gay Neighbor!

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr

  Cut from the Saint Louis Rams, 7th round draft choice, openly gay, Michael Sam has made a quick recovery and dashed into Hollywood where he will become the latest cast member of TV’s smash hit, “The Big Bang Theory”. … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 30, 2014 by jr
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Critics Claim Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel Suffers From ADHD

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

  What German Chancellor Angela Merkel calls multitasking, more and more critics are calling a severe case of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Merkel is well known for conducting cabinet meetings while on a treadmill, watching soccer and tweeting all at … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

 

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Plummeting Profits Force Abercrombie and Fitch To Hold Floor Model Sale

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

In a desperate attempt to turn around plummeting profits Abercrombie and Fitch has begun liquidating it’s assets starting with their surplus of floor models! A&F will be emptying their warehouses on campuses throughout the country. A spokesman said “This will … Continue reading →

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