Category Archives: City Desk

Pope Francis Modernizes The Swiss Guard Uniform. These Are The Real Fashion Police!

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

He said he would modernize every facet of the church and he was not kidding! Gone are the days of the Blue, Red and Gold striped, court jester type uniforms of The Pontifical Swiss Guard! Out with the old boring … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr
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Martha Dishes On Gwyneth, Blake And Taylor. Oh Those Girls!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

Martha Stewart has perhaps voiced a view that many fear to express aloud; that Gwyneth Paltrow should talk a little bit less.  It would seem that the lifestyle mogul isn’t too impressed with Paltrow’s own similar efforts in her field. As … Continue reading →

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Miss Nebraska, Megan Swanson “Accidentally” Flashes America With Her Pink Undies! Oh And Some Other Gal Won The Title!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

In an amazingly daring move on Sunday’s Miss America Pageant, Megan Swanson, representing the corn fed gals of Nebraska saw her shot and took it, the money shot that is. As Co-host Chris Harrison strolled across the stage explaining the judges … Continue reading →

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Florida State Brings Hammer Down On Misbehaving Athletes. College Sports World Reels!!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

Florida State quarterback Jamels Winston has been suspended from playing in  the first half of this Saturday’s big game against Clemson. His only offense was use of  an obscene phrase regarding women, in a public space. As a result of this … Continue reading →

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Robin Thicke Apologizes To Pharrell For Phony Writing Credit. Records New Album Of Songs He Didn’t Write, In Attempt To Win Him Back!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr
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Eva Mendes Has Baby With Ryan Gosling!! Instant Survey Shows Women Hate Her Even More Now!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr
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Bono To Throw In New Duets Album “Bono’s Babes” Free To Boost Sluggish U2 Downloads!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

In a crafty attempt to lure more guys into downloading the latest U2 album “Songs Of Innocence” Bono has graciously decided to offer at no additional cost, an album of duets with some of today’s hottest female pinups. Although the … Continue reading →

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Mining For Laughs, Ellen And Kristen Break Record As The 9,327th People To Sing “Let It Go!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

Jumping on the comedy bandwagon is something Ellen DeGeneres has never been afraid to do and with Kristen Wiig by her side, hysteria is assured. We thought we had heard the definitive version of the Frozen classic “Let It Go’ … Continue reading →

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