Category Archives: City Desk

AppleWatch App Tracks Your AppleLife!

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr

Coolest new feature of the AppleWatch is that it will actually keep track of how many hours of your life are consumed by and with all things Apple. How Cool is that? The AppleLife App will let you know how … Continue reading →

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Melissa McCarthy Inaugurates NYC Mayor DeBlasio’s “Grab A Torch, Grab A Cab” Campaign!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr

Continuing his trailblazing ways to re-invigorate NYC tourism, while making it convenient for it’s citizens, the mayor has launched his plan to promote easy taxi access. “We found in surveys, that the most popular tourist destination was the Statue of … Continue reading →

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Bill Murray Reveals The Women He’d Choose For “Ghostbusters 3”. Pretty Surprising!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr
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Even With 37 Different Producers, New U2 album, “Songs Of Innocence” Sounds Like Every Other U2 Album! Comes With 24-Page Booklet and Free Dinner Coupon!

Posted on September 10, 2014 by jr

With a combined net worth of over 1 billion dollars, who better to sing Songs of Innocence than Bono and the Gang? U2’s highly anticipated 13th album was produced by Danger Mouse and 3 dozen other top producers working across … Continue reading →

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Lana Del Rey Signs New Contract. Agrees To Sell Music Door To Door! More Artists To Follow!

Posted on September 9, 2014 by jr

In what many recording companies are calling the future of music marketing, artists are agreeing to sell their wares door to door. Industry bigwig, Jimmy Iovine, explained the reality of the new business model. “We can only place a song … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 9, 2014 by jr
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Courtney Love And Marilyn Manson Tried To Donate Blood. Tests Show They Actually Have None!

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr
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Claire Danes Breaks Down When Informed She Missed The Next Deadline To Store Photos On The Cloud

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr

 

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Lady Gaga Rants at Fashion Week Partygoers, “Goddamn Rich People…Shut The Fuck Up!”

Posted on September 7, 2014 by jr

“Will you fucking shut up???” Screamed Lady Gaga at a Fashion Week party at The Plaza Hotel, “Goddamn Rich People!” Guests including Donatella Versace, Liberty Ross and Brooke Shields kept talking as she attempted to perform selections from her forthcoming … Continue reading →

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