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Senator Harry Reid Tells Asian Community “Miso Sorry”

Speaking last week to the Asian Chamber of Congress in Las Vegas, Nevada Senator Harry Reid managed to insult roughly 60% of the global population with two bigoted Asian jokes he cracked in his after dinner speech. Reid appeared this … Continue reading →

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Rihanna and Eminem Are Matriculating! Together!!!

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Burpee Seeds To Sponsor Iggy Azalea’s U.S. Tour

In the perfect world of synergy and cross promotion or should we say “cross pollination” the Burpee Seed Company, founded in 1876 has agreed to sponsor the American leg of Iggy’s tour. “I love flowers, I love seeds” said Iggy … Continue reading →

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Nicki Minaj Bit on Ass by Snake. Bubble Bursts!

With little warning the boa constrictor being used during a rehearsal for Nicki’s MTV awards performance slithered over and bit her right on the butt. Early reports stated that it had happened to  one of her back-up dancers to prevent … Continue reading →

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Chris Christie Offers Jamie Foxx a Government Package!!

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Rick Perry Accepts President Obama’s “Find Iraq On A Map Challenge!!”

After insisting that President Obama bomb the hell out of ISIS, Texas Governor Rick Perry accepted Obama’s rebuttal challenge to find Iraq on a map. Appearing at a rally outside Shugabee’s Texas Barbecue in Buda, Texas he was put on … Continue reading →

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