Category Archives: City Desk

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr
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Kelly Ripa Starts Contract Negotiation. Offers Husband in Package Deal

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr
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Ancient Ruin Rediscovered in The Yucatan Just In Time For The Labor Day Holiday

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr

  Back in the age of Disco an American club impresario named Eric Von Euw slogged through the forests of the Yucatan in search of a revolutionary new dance space. He returned with designs for a state of the art … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr
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Gwen Stefani Reports Face Stolen Night Before Emmy Awards!

Posted on August 27, 2014 by jr

Although she grabbed headlines for mispronouncing “The Colbert Report”, the bigger story at the Emmy’s should have been the theft Gwen Stefani suffered previously that day. In the early hours of Sunday someone had taken her original face and replaced … Continue reading →

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Sofia Vergara Gets Playful @ Emmys. Strains Neck.

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr

Sexy Sofia Vergara had a minor emergency on the Emmy’s red carpet last evening. Surprisingly the limber actress turned a bit too quickly to look over her shoulder at the cameras and hurt her neck. “I hurd a clique and … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr
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Aaron Paul Wins Best Supporting Actor For Breaking Bad. Thanks Emmy Bitches!

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr

  A visibly emotional Aaron Paul opened his heart to the voting academy on receiving his third Emmy award for playing Jesse Pinkman on “Breaking Bad”. “I love each and every one of you bitches and if I could I’d … Continue reading →

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Spill The Wine! Dig That Girl! CNN Host Ana Cabrera Motivates Journalists Around the World With Tragic Napa Photos.

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr

Thanks to the horrific photos of broken wine bottles, journalists all over the world are dropping their current stories and heading to Napa. Interviewing a local vineyard owner in his shop Ana commented “It’s heartbreaking to see that image, especially … Continue reading →

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VH1 Music Awards News: Usher Gets Slap Happy and Breaks Record!!!

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr

      The highlight of last night’s VH1 Music Awards was the moment Usher slapped Nicki Minaj’s butt to become the 5022 person to do so. The momentous occasion arrived during his performance of “She came to give it … Continue reading →

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