Category Archives: City Desk

ABC Renames DWTS For The “Stars” We Actually Know

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr

After an exhaustive survey analyzing the “Q” or “Recognition Factor” of the “Stars” on Dancing With The Stars, producers have discovered that the professional dancers are the real stars! When their pictures were shown to the survey sample, 82 percent … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr
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Michael Sam Joins Cast of “The Big Bang Theory”. Will play The Wacky Gay Neighbor!

Posted on August 31, 2014 by jr

  Cut from the Saint Louis Rams, 7th round draft choice, openly gay, Michael Sam has made a quick recovery and dashed into Hollywood where he will become the latest cast member of TV’s smash hit, “The Big Bang Theory”. … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 30, 2014 by jr
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Critics Claim Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel Suffers From ADHD

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

  What German Chancellor Angela Merkel calls multitasking, more and more critics are calling a severe case of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Merkel is well known for conducting cabinet meetings while on a treadmill, watching soccer and tweeting all at … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

 

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Plummeting Profits Force Abercrombie and Fitch To Hold Floor Model Sale

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr

In a desperate attempt to turn around plummeting profits Abercrombie and Fitch has begun liquidating it’s assets starting with their surplus of floor models! A&F will be emptying their warehouses on campuses throughout the country. A spokesman said “This will … Continue reading →

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Get Hitched. Wall Street Loses It!!!!!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

Wall Street went wild, soaring to new heights today at the news that Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie were married over the weekend in France. A merger that has been a long time coming sent shockwaves of unbridled joy around … Continue reading →

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Fox and Friends Elisabeth Hasselbeck Accidentally Broadcasts A Fact Supporting Obama!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

Chaos reigned for a few moments behind the scenes on this morning’s telecast of Fox and Friends. Due to the combined inexperience of a new statistician and teleprompter operator, hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck inadvertently announced an upswing in President Barack Obama’s … Continue reading →

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James Cameron Announces “Titanic” Reboot Starring Michael Phelps!!!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by jr

 

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