Category Archives: Scoop

Prince Harry Named Most Kissable On International Kiss A Ginger Day!!

Far and away the Ginger most Ginger Lovers would like to kiss is obviously everybody’s favorite, Prince Harry. International Kiss a Ginger Day was started in 2009 and appears to now be firmly established as a legitimate thing. Harry has … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, International, Scoop | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Men Take Over The Red Carpet Beauty At The Golden Globes! Damn The Tuxedos!!

Tired of the major attention being focused on the designer dresses worn by the women, with a slight perfunctory reference to the men’s tuxedos (as if anyone cared) the real men of Hollywood took a shot last evening at grabbing … Continue reading

Posted in Scoop | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

“50 Shades Of Grey” Fans Going Crazy, As News Leaks Say Filmmakers Only Included 37 Shades!!!

It’s still a month until it hits theaters on February 13th, but 50 Shades of Grey has already begun it’s required promotional controversy. “This is insane,” said one producer. “We never had any intention of filming all 50 shades and … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, Scoop | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Barack Obama on the Stairgate Scandal, “It’s Gonna Be A Long Two Years.”

“You know, I guess, in retrospect we should have been more suspect when we got the call,” said Jeremy Storm, the officer in charge of presidential stair scheduling at Andrews Air Force Base, “but the girl’s voice sounded very sincere, … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Scoop | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Bush Chat

Posted in Bush Chat, Politics, Scoop | Tagged | Leave a comment

Privately, Romney Admits There Is A One Per Cent Chance He Will Run For President In 2016!!

Posted in GTK, Politics, Scoop | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Sneak Peak Rambo V. Just In Time To Save America Again!!

Posted in GTK, Scoop | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Sarah Palin Demonstrates The Proper Way To Stand On A Living Creature To Help You Reach Your Goals!

Posted in Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Love Is In The Air! The Bachelor Passes Out On Premiere Episode!! It’s Whorable!!!

The latest bachelor Chris Soules, (pronounced Soul-Less) got to examining the merchandise on the first installment of ABC’s The Bachelor, or “How To Attempt To Kickstart A Career in Hollywood And Let Producers Know You Will Do Pretty Much Anything … Continue reading

Posted in GTK, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , | Leave a comment

House Re-Elects Boehner For Third Term As House Speaker. Leads Traditional Parade Through Washington !

After a few hours of deal wrangling, sudoku challenges, some pushing, shoving, a little bit of  tickling, biting, arm wrestling and twisting, ego massaging, and exuberantly played slap towel and grab ass in the House locker room, John Boehner prevailed, … Continue reading

Posted in International, Politics, Scoop | Tagged , | Leave a comment