Category Archives: Scoop

Everybody Comes Together At Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Posted on December 24, 2014 by jr
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“The Clinton Sting” Call The Police! Hillary Gets Blessing To Use Campaign Song “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”

Posted on December 24, 2014 by jr

When Bill Clinton was running for President and wanted to reach out to the boomers, he found the perfect song from back in the 70’s, “Don’t Stop(thinking about tomorrow).“ The choice of a theme song was credited with giving Bill … Continue reading →

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“Now” Kim Jong Un’s Car Keys Are Missing! No Comment From President On Possible US Involvement!

Posted on December 23, 2014 by jr

Just when all seemed to be going well again in North Korea, with the Internet back on line, Kim Jong Un has again been flummoxed, due to the disappearance of his car keys. He never actually drives himself anywhere, but … Continue reading →

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Dish Network Subscribers Lose Fox. Forced To Watch Actual News!

Posted on December 22, 2014 by jr

Contract negotiations between TV networks and cable and satellite providers have been growing increasingly contentious and this week more networks have gone dark in the middle of a carriage war. Now, it’s horrifying news for many Dish Network subscribers. Fox … Continue reading →

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Pope Attempts To Make Peace Between North Korea And Sony Pictures

Posted on December 20, 2014 by jr

Fresh off the success of helping to broker a new, more open relationship between the United States and Cuba, Pope Francis has now set his sights on the dispute over Sony Pictures new movie “The Interview” starring James Franco and Seth … Continue reading →

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Best Little Boys In The World Sit On Santa’s Lap. Koch Brothers Remind Him They Paid For The Chair.

Posted on December 19, 2014 by jr

Santa Mitch will make all sure they get all the presents on their gift list

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Wasting No Time, President Obama Nominates Three Possible Ambassadors To Cuba

Posted on December 18, 2014 by jr

“No no no no no no no” said Marco Rubio

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Jeb Bush Will “Most Likely, Consider Seriously, Actively Exploring The Possibility Of Perhaps Running For President.”

Posted on December 16, 2014 by jr

In the meantime Jeb will be honored this evening, when he is presented with the award for the Least Definitive Political Statement of the Year, at  the American Equivocation Society’s dinner in Washington D.C.

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Facial Movie Reviews:Today’s Feature “Exodus Gods And Kings”

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr
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Barbara Walters Forces Webster’s Dictionary To Redefine “Fascinating”

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

  Barbara Walters announced her top ten most fascinating people of 2014 and the most fascinating person turned out to be Amal Alamuddin Clooney, which was most definitely surprising, but was she fascinating?  To many viewers and critics it seemed … Continue reading →

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