Category Archives: Scoop

Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal In Arizona. Governor Jan Brewer “Over The Moon!”

Posted on October 17, 2014 by jr

This Date in Arizona State History October 17, 2014: A Federal judge declared Arizona’s ban on same-sex marriage unconstitutional. U.S. District Court Judge John Sedwick struck down the ban. He also refused to grant a stay of his opinion. First … Continue reading →

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Beyonce Creates The Selfie Selfie Selfie! Whoa Times Three!

Posted on October 16, 2014 by jr

Beyonce has done it again! Not content with taking the already cliched “Selfie” portrait she has changed the game of selfie admiration and promotion. With the genius that only she possesses, somehow she managed to take a picture of herself, … Continue reading →

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Diet Coke And Taylor Swift Give Away Free Kitties! It’s Magical!

Posted on October 16, 2014 by jr

In an amazing cross promotion between Diet Coke, Taylor Swift and the ASPCA, it appears that now with every sip of Diet Coke, you get a free kitty! The number of kittens you get, seems to be only limited by … Continue reading →

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Nick Jonas Will Not Be Upstaged! A New Red Carpet Trend?

Posted on October 15, 2014 by jr
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Exclusive! The Seven New Rules For Composing News Stories

Posted on October 15, 2014 by jr

Turns out that the news sources that post stories on Google News Feed have a set of principles that all news writers must follow in order to be considered for the feed. “It is not enough anymore to simply just … Continue reading →

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Tik Tok! Kesha’s Time Runs Out. Press Release Announces Impending Retirement!

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr

“You gotta know when to fold em,” said Kesha in a phone interview. “As I told my producer and best friend Dr. Luke, I have had a great run but now it’s time to let the next generation take the … Continue reading →

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From The “Is This Real?” Department

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr
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Carrie And The Gang Will Be Back! First Look At Sex And The City 3

Posted on October 14, 2014 by jr
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Vatican Calls For Catholic Church To Welcome Gays. Pope Francis Immediately Hires Consultants

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr
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News Executives Confirm “Wild Speculation” Is The Future Of News Reporting!

Posted on October 13, 2014 by jr

“People want answers as fast a possible, even if we don’t have them,” explained Jeff Zucker president of CNN, “and it is our job to give them answers, so speculative news gathering is definitely the way to go. And we … Continue reading →

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