Category Archives: Scoop

Sometimes A Girl Just Has To Sell A Book

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Robert Downey Jr. Gets His Wish. Mel Gibson To Direct Iron Man 4 “The Passion Of The Stark”

Looks like Robert Downey Jr. will be suiting up for another episode of Iron Man. Robert had said he would do another installment of the mega billion moneymaker, only if his buddy Mel Gibson would agree to direct. Studio execs … Continue reading

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Finally! Kimberly-Clark Has A Practical Solution!

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CDC, Obama And WHO Offer Solution To Stop Ebola Spread. “Everybody Stay Where You Are!”

A simple solution to the inevitable worldwide spread of the Ebola Virus has been announced in a joint statement from President Obama in conjunction with The World Health Organization and The Center for Disease Control. The President stated it briefly yet … Continue reading

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8 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About

1. Born Blake Brown, she almost went with Deadly but thought Lively seemed a more cheerful last name. 2. As stipulated in her contract, she got to keep the traveling pants. 3. Not initially interested in acting, she was forced … Continue reading

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First Girls, Now Phones! Cloud Leaks Sexy Shots of Stunning New Samsung A3 And A5 Phones!

Phone Porn is sweeping the Internet as leaked photos of the much-rumored Galaxy A-series Smartphones have been spotted online. Glossy digital foldout images of non-removable back-covers and 100 pc aluminum chassis are the stuff of nighttime fantasy for tech tantalizing. … Continue reading

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Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Arrested! Charged With Teen Impersonation!

Gwen Stefani and her husband, Bush front man, Gavin Rossdale were taken into custody yesterday in Hudtown, Ohio and charged with teenage impersonation, attire unbecoming to specific age group. Unbeknownst to the two rockers, the city has recently enacted a … Continue reading

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Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was … Continue reading

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Homeland is Back! Season 4 Starring Claire Danes As Sexy Saddy!

Just when you thought Carrie had plumbed the depths of her sadness, she has managed to find still more. She’s an unwed mother, so now she’s crying for 2! As Season 4 premieres we find another terrorist plot that needs … Continue reading

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Google Response To Threatened $100 Million Lawsuit…”Which Naked Photos Are The Hacked Ones?”

Top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer has threatened a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Google for doing nothing to remove the stolen naked photos of celebrities from the internet. Singer complained to the media, “It is so mortifying to Jennifer Lawrence, … Continue reading

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