Category Archives: Scoop

Exclusive! George Snags The Main Preacher Man For His Miracle Wedding!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

While everybody has been distracted by the leaked guest list to George Clooney’s upcoming nuptials, that sly actor has been secretly holding meetings at The Vatican with Pope Francis. After much discussion and negotiations, George convinced the Pontiff that he … Continue reading →

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New X-Files Movie in Production. “The Search For Scully’s Leg!”

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

Apparently aliens have stopped abducting people and instead are beaming up individual body parts in this latest X-Files big screen adventure. What is the logic behind this nefarious plot? Scully and Mulder are hot on the trail of the bad … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Modernizes The Swiss Guard Uniform. These Are The Real Fashion Police!

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

He said he would modernize every facet of the church and he was not kidding! Gone are the days of the Blue, Red and Gold striped, court jester type uniforms of The Pontifical Swiss Guard! Out with the old boring … Continue reading →

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Miss Nebraska, Megan Swanson “Accidentally” Flashes America With Her Pink Undies! Oh And Some Other Gal Won The Title!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

In an amazingly daring move on Sunday’s Miss America Pageant, Megan Swanson, representing the corn fed gals of Nebraska saw her shot and took it, the money shot that is. As Co-host Chris Harrison strolled across the stage explaining the judges … Continue reading →

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Florida State Brings Hammer Down On Misbehaving Athletes. College Sports World Reels!!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

Florida State quarterback Jamels Winston has been suspended from playing in  the first half of this Saturday’s big game against Clemson. His only offense was use of  an obscene phrase regarding women, in a public space. As a result of this … Continue reading →

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Robin Thicke Apologizes To Pharrell For Phony Writing Credit. Records New Album Of Songs He Didn’t Write, In Attempt To Win Him Back!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr
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Bono To Throw In New Duets Album “Bono’s Babes” Free To Boost Sluggish U2 Downloads!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

In a crafty attempt to lure more guys into downloading the latest U2 album “Songs Of Innocence” Bono has graciously decided to offer at no additional cost, an album of duets with some of today’s hottest female pinups. Although the … Continue reading →

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Rosie Back On “The View.” Brings Foot To Lips. Promises To Make It All The Way Soon!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

Rosie O’Donnell landed back at The View yesterday, 8 years after quitting the show. In the  interim she has shed over 50 pounds, one wife, and most of her fan base. She hopes to turn things around this time and … Continue reading →

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Those “Crazy Like A Fox” Self Promotion Experts Got Us Again! The Palins Head To Beverly Hills!!!

Posted on September 15, 2014 by jr

Showing they still know how to grab the attention of all the news organizations around the globe, the Palins have pulled another fast one. Although they did get a little tipsy over the weekend at a local party in Alaska,(where … Continue reading →

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Turned Down By Her High School, Nicki Gives Inspirational Speech At Her College Alma Mater!

Posted on September 15, 2014 by jr
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