Category Archives: Scoop

Trump Forming Exploratory Committee for 2016 Presidential Bid. Question #1 Survey Says…….

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Sarah Palin Launches Her “Let’s All Write To Foreign Leaders” Campaign!

Emboldened by the recent letter sent to Iran from 47 Senators, Sarah Palin has again lead from her behind and announced her new initiative, encouraging everybody to send warning letters to heads of state all around the world. “This Obama … Continue reading

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Thanks To Fox News, Robert Durst Jumps To First. New GOP Darling Tops Polls!

Fox News has now proclaimed that accused murderer Robert Furst is the man to beat when it comes to the race for the Republican nomination for President in 2016. “This is our guy!”  Roger Ailes said breathlessly at the daily “news … Continue reading

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Wal-Mart Greeter, Merle Endinturfton, Inks 17.5 Million Deal For Three More Years!!

Relief reigned in the head offices at Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas today when management finally nailed down a contract with it’s most popular greeter, Merle Endinturfton. “We were nervous for awhile,” admitted Human Resources manager Cliff Benekey, ”We knew Target … Continue reading

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Rep Aaron Schock Drives Himself Into Brand New Gig!! It’s Abs-olutely Fabulous!

Nobody need worry about soon to be ex-congressman Aaron Schock of Illinois, when he leaves office March 31, after facing much scrutiny for misuse of Federal funds. It appears that the GOP darling has already lined up his next gig … Continue reading

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Penis-Shaped Neckline Livens Up Natarsha Belling’s News Report

A fashion statement from an Australian news anchor has gone viral. Like a Rorschach image, people see many different things. Some people don’t see it at all, but for those who do, they definitely know what it is and as … Continue reading

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New Hillary Scandal! Accusations She Used Rotary Wall Phone While Secretary Of State!

Poor Hillary Clinton cannot catch a break when it comes to avoiding scandal. After responding to criticisms of her email habits and choice of breath mints, she now faces another roadblock on her way to the Presidency. Republicans and the … Continue reading

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Congress Lets The World Know The U.S. Is Most Powerful Nation But The President….Not So Much.

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GOP Leaders Note Important 50th Anniversary!

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Kanye West “Ima Let you Finish Mr. Netanyahu, But I Think Beyonce Should Be Giving This Speech!”

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