Category Archives: Fashion Able

Jessica Simpson Starring in “Clash Of The Tartans”

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

Fresh from Fashion week in Appalachia, Jessica proudly models her chic new look from the “Hatfields and McCoy Collection. Two great families of fabric that agreed to disagree. Blinding Fashion indeed!

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Pope Francis Modernizes The Swiss Guard Uniform. These Are The Real Fashion Police!

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

He said he would modernize every facet of the church and he was not kidding! Gone are the days of the Blue, Red and Gold striped, court jester type uniforms of The Pontifical Swiss Guard! Out with the old boring … Continue reading →

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DWTS Julianne Hough Sues Kmart! Claims Gift Wrapping Malpractice!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

“You think this is bad” huffed Hough, “Wait’ll you see what Derek looks like!

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Catherine Deneuve’s Dress Designer Arrested On Red Carpet In Sting Operation

Posted on September 8, 2014 by jr

Hot young designer Esai deFromage was wrestled to the ground and handcuffed on the red carpet over the weekend at the Venice Film Festival by NYC police. The sting had it’s inception during NYC’s Fashion Week when suspicions arose that the … Continue reading →

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Tan Is The New Barack

Posted on September 1, 2014 by jr

American Media keeping America’s priorities straight. Who cares what he says? What was he wearing? We think “The Perfect Tan”

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PETA Charges Katy Perry With Denim Abuse

Posted on August 26, 2014 by jr

  Katy Perry angered People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Sunday evening when she appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards in a patchwork dress of what appeared to be hundreds of discarded scraps of denim. PETA spokesman said … Continue reading →

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Taylor Swift Oversleeps. Rolls Out Of Bed Just In Time to Make VH1 Music Awards

Posted on August 25, 2014 by jr
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Hungry For Fashion? Try This Cheesy Look From Viktor and Rolf!!!

Posted on August 24, 2014 by jr
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Hey Anna Got An Item For File That Mary?

Posted on August 16, 2014 by jr
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