Category Archives: GTK

McDreamy Is McDead. Fans McShocked! Critics Mildly Surprised.

Tears were shed and tissues were shredded last night as McDreamy (Derek Shepherd) was put out of his misery on Grey’s Anatomy, after 11 years of ups and downs with Meredith Grey. Watching the popular character pass away as a … Continue reading

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FTM Scoop! GOP Congressman Introduces Legislation That Might Actually Move The Country Forward! Fellow Party Members Go Ballistic!

A Midwest Republican congressman, who has, at least temporarily, chosen to remain anonymous, has proposed legislation, that many have claimed would move the country forward instead of backward. Many reports say it actually contains wording that would have to do … Continue reading

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FTM Scoop! Bowing To Pressure, Cake Companies Rename “Devil’s Food!” Sales Soar To The Heavens!

Noticing a recent sales slump, the marketing execs from the largest selling cake mix companies have discovered increasing resistance from the religious right to purchase cake mixes called Devil’s Food. “There is a war against cake going on in this … Continue reading

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Michael Buble Upsets Many Instagram Followers By Posting Rude Photo. Millions More Ask, “Who The Hell Is Michael Buble?”

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Today’s NY Daily News Wins FTM’s Best In Journalism Award!

For consistent scoops, investigative reports and serious world news reporting about everything a well informed public needs to know! In other words, the comics are funny and the sports section is decent. And Beyonce tanning!!!  Who knew?

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Now It’s A GOP 3 Way As Marco Rubio Makes His Move.

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Rand Paul Jumps Into The Race And The Accusations Are Already Flying!

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Fast And Furious 7 Kills At The Box Office! A Feast Of Hope For A Culturally Starved World!

Cinema buffs raced to the theaters all across the United States this weekend to see the latest installment of the ever stimulating and intriguing film franchise, “The Fast And The Furious 7”. Raking in over $384 million globally, the film … Continue reading

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Bipartisan Celebration. Every Bunny Has Fun At Easter!

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FTM Scoop!! “Gofundme” Donation Site Crashes As Thousands Try To Board The Money Train!

The Internet Fundraising site “gofundme” has crashed after literally thousands of businesses and individual people attempted to set up pages at the same time claiming hardship for standing up for their religious beliefs in Indiana. After the word spread that … Continue reading

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