Category Archives: GTK

CBS Sportscaster Jim Rome Apologizes For Calling Marching Band Members Dorks! ” I’m Sorry, I Meant No Disrespect To Dorks”

Posted on January 3, 2015 by jr
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Alec And Hilaria Beg For Privacy As She Inadvertently Posts Pregnancy Photo On Instagram

Posted on January 1, 2015 by jr

Still married and announcing that baby number two is en route, Mr. Baldwin continues to plead for privacy from the media. “Just leave us alone,” he begged. “I’m on my knees, asking you to use your last shred of dignity, and … Continue reading →

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Thieves Steal Over $300,000 Worth Of Wine From French Laundry Restaurant. So Far No Clues!

Posted on December 31, 2014 by jr

A Christmas Day robbery at Yountville’s storied French Laundry restaurant netted a king’s collection of fabulous wines worth at least $300,000. The thieves, who jimmied a door at the wine room on the property, obviously knew exactly what they were … Continue reading →

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10 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About!

Posted on December 31, 2014 by jr

 

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President Wreaks Havoc All Over Hawaii So He Can Play Golf! Forces Bride To Move Her Wedding!

Posted on December 30, 2014 by jr

Nothing gets in the way of the President’s golf game. Nothing!

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Clooney Buys Downton Abbey For Amal! Plans To Retain Most Of The Staff! Fascinating!

Posted on December 29, 2014 by jr

“Anything for my bride!” says George Clooney, obviously, still very much in love with his wife after over 3 months of wedded bliss. “I saw her admiring Downtown Abbey on HGTV International House Hunters program and she seemed enthralled. The … Continue reading →

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Associated Press Poll Clarifies How Optimistic Americans Feel. Please Pay Attention!*

Posted on December 29, 2014 by jr

* Mary’s Note: This article is verbatim from AP (WASHINGTON) — Americans are closing out 2014 on an optimistic note, according to a new Associated Press-Times Square Alliance poll. Nearly half predict that 2015 will be a better year for … Continue reading →

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“The Joy Of Joy Is Joy”! Alicia Keys Stops Flaunting Baby Bump And Delivers A Bundle Of…….Well……Um….. Joy!

Posted on December 28, 2014 by jr

Alicia Keys welcomed a second baby, which is a nice thing to do, as opposed to snubbing,  and then revealed his name, which is also a nice thing to do, so that people who will never in their lives come … Continue reading →

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More What Rush Limbaugh Expects James Bond To Look Like!

Posted on December 27, 2014 by jr
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New “Paint-Dri App!” Pick A Color….Click The Can…Watch It Dry. It’s That Easy!

Posted on December 26, 2014 by jr

Now you can spend more time than ever being mesmerized by your phone screen, with the new app from BrainDead Inc. simply called “Paint-Dri”. And it’s so darn easy! From a wall of paint cans, you’ll see a virtual rainbow … Continue reading →

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