Category Archives: GTK

Ellen Degeneres Would Love A Special Oscar For Tweet Of The Year!

Posted on December 26, 2014 by jr

Thanks to the over the top, “side splitting” antics of Ellen Degeneres and her mind boggling tweet, the 2014 Academy Awards reached an audience of over 43 million people around the world, it’s largest audience in 10 years. Hoping to … Continue reading →

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Star Trek 3 To Be Released Summer 2016. Jubilation Abounds As Trekkies Start Forming Lines at Theaters!

Posted on December 24, 2014 by jr

When informed that there was really no reason to wait in line at the theater since they would have plenty of time to buy tickets on-line and the movie hasn’t even started filming as yet, most just murmured, “Well we … Continue reading →

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“Now” Kim Jong Un’s Car Keys Are Missing! No Comment From President On Possible US Involvement!

Posted on December 23, 2014 by jr

Just when all seemed to be going well again in North Korea, with the Internet back on line, Kim Jong Un has again been flummoxed, due to the disappearance of his car keys. He never actually drives himself anywhere, but … Continue reading →

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North Korea Internet Restored. “All 3 Websites Up And Running Just Great,” Brags Kim!

Posted on December 23, 2014 by jr
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Dish Network Subscribers Lose Fox. Forced To Watch Actual News!

Posted on December 22, 2014 by jr

Contract negotiations between TV networks and cable and satellite providers have been growing increasingly contentious and this week more networks have gone dark in the middle of a carriage war. Now, it’s horrifying news for many Dish Network subscribers. Fox … Continue reading →

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Dr. Oz Says “Lighten Up. I’m Right Half The Time!”

Posted on December 21, 2014 by jr

Introduced to the American public on Oprah, Dr. Oz, like Dr. Phil before him, has gone on to host a successful show of his own, dispensing bon mots, fun medical advice and rocking his scrubs. However a new study in … Continue reading →

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Pope Attempts To Make Peace Between North Korea And Sony Pictures

Posted on December 20, 2014 by jr

Fresh off the success of helping to broker a new, more open relationship between the United States and Cuba, Pope Francis has now set his sights on the dispute over Sony Pictures new movie “The Interview” starring James Franco and Seth … Continue reading →

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Best Little Boys In The World Sit On Santa’s Lap. Koch Brothers Remind Him They Paid For The Chair.

Posted on December 19, 2014 by jr

Santa Mitch will make all sure they get all the presents on their gift list

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Wasting No Time, President Obama Nominates Three Possible Ambassadors To Cuba

Posted on December 18, 2014 by jr

“No no no no no no no” said Marco Rubio

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Marco Rubio Reacts To New US-Cuba Policy. “No No No No No No No! I’m Gonna Hold My Breath Til I Esplode”

Posted on December 18, 2014 by jr

“President Barack Obama will get no money for his Cuba policy, no ambassador will be confirmed and the embargo will never be lifted,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) yelled in a blistering press conference on Wednesday just before letting out a … Continue reading →

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