Category Archives: GTK

Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on November 21, 2014 by jr
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Chris Hemsworth Named People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive! Adam Levine Refuses To Give Up Title!!

Posted on November 19, 2014 by jr

Adam Levine, People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2013, reportedly has barricaded himself in his dressing room, at his TV Show, The Voice and refuses to turn over the winner sash to this years sexiest, Chris Hemsworth. According to sources, … Continue reading →

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“Oh I Just Remembered! He Assaulted Me 32 Years Ago Too.” That’s J-A-N-I-C-E D-I-C-K-I-N-S-O-N.

Posted on November 19, 2014 by jr
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“We’re Running Out Of Chocolate,” Says World’s Largest Producer. Sir Bob Geldorf Says “I’m On It!”

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr

Fresh off the instant success of his new Ebola-ized version of Do they know it’s Christmas? recorded over the weekend, with current British and Irish pop superstars, Sir Bob is already faced with another challenge. A world shortage of chocolate! … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr
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Australian TV Host Wears Same Suit For One Year. Confirms There Is Sexism In The World!

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr

Karl Stefanovic has worn the same suit for a year — and no one noticed! The popular host of a Today Show incarnation in Australia, thought that perhaps women, specifically his co-host were judged by their appearance and not their … Continue reading →

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Reality Star Runs Out Of Body Parts To Expose. Internet Moves On To This Guy’s Haircut!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by jr

In an exhausting search to fill the never-ending thirst for nudity and trivia, the David Letterman question “Is This Anything?” has been tossed into the professional reporting trash bag along with integrity, value, facts and punctuation. After 3 days of … Continue reading →

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Rosetta’s Missing Philae Lander Batteries Dying. Apple Advises Closing Apps And Making Shorter Calls To Conserve Battery!

Posted on November 14, 2014 by jr
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How It’s Done With Actual Talent!

Posted on November 13, 2014 by jr
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J-Lo Wrote A Book! And Like Her Perfume The Reviews Are Glowing!

Posted on November 10, 2014 by jr
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