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Demi Lovato Blown Off Stage By Wind Machine, Lands On Backstage Craft Services Table!

Pyrotechnics and wild lighting effects are passe when it comes to today’s pop music concerts. Wind machines are all the rage and performers are trying to outdo each other in impressive displays of “windynamics”, as it is called in the … Continue reading

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Claire Danes Breaks Down When Informed She Missed The Next Deadline To Store Photos On The Cloud

 

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Nicole Scherzinger Dragged Onto Yacht, Forced To Show Off Her Flawless Bikini Body In A Tiny Swimsuit In Formentera, Spain. Policia Notified.

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Alicia Keys Flaunts Baby Bump At Givenchy Fragrance Launch. Receives Police Citation!

Alicia Keys was unaware that a recently enacted law in NYC has made it illegal to flaunt the fact that you had sex and are now expecting a baby. She learned the hard way, when she received a whopping $267 … Continue reading

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Matt Didn’t Win An Emmy But He Still Got A Woody!!

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Hayden Panettiere, “I’m Thrilled When People Notice My Breasts!”

Heroes star, Hayden Panettiere could not disguise her glee when asked at the Emmy’s what the best thing about being pregnant was. “My boobs of course!” OMG I never expected this kind of attention and I am loving it! People … Continue reading

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Hilary Duff Threatens To Sue Over Fake Nude Leaked Photos. Releases Real Nudes As Proof!

Nothing can hurt a career in Hollywood faster than fake nude photos, especially when they are not complimentary to the star. Hilary Duff has fallen victim to this injustice and held a press conference yesterday with her lawyer, agent and … Continue reading

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Jennifer Lopez Releases New “ Simple, Personal” Video Called “Booty”

“I’ve been through so much these past few years that I found I needed to express it in my music more than ever “ said J-Lo. Seeing all the bright young talent on American Idol and coaching them on how … Continue reading

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Charlize Theron “Loves Getting Older And Watching Her Looks Go To Hell.”

“I have been waiting for this for so long.” I have always wanted to see all my life experiences written on my face” said Charlize Theron in a recent issue of Red Magazine. I hated spending hours in makeup, in … Continue reading

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Prince Harry Overjoyed to Receive Wedding Dress For His 30th Birthday!

  What 30 year old male wouldn’t want to open his birthday gift to find a 33 year old wedding gown with a 25 foot train? That’s what Prince Harry, along with his brother Prince William will receive on his … Continue reading

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