Category Archives: International

Google Response To Threatened $100 Million Lawsuit…”Which Naked Photos Are The Hacked Ones?”

Posted on October 4, 2014 by jr

Top entertainment lawyer Martin Singer has threatened a $100 million dollar lawsuit against Google for doing nothing to remove the stolen naked photos of celebrities from the internet. Singer complained to the media, “It is so mortifying to Jennifer Lawrence, … Continue reading →

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CDC Warns Of Latest U.S. Danger. Ebola News Fever!

Posted on October 3, 2014 by jr

Sweaty palms, wide open eyes, excitable, fast, speech patterns, inability to mask inner glee are all symptoms of the latest scourge to invade America. The Center for Disease Control has identified the illness as Ebola News Fever. It kills the … Continue reading →

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Still Under Pressure After Congressional Hearing, Secret Service Director Julia Pierson Resigns!

Posted on October 2, 2014 by jr

After Ms. Pierson appeared at a brutal congressional hearing on Tuesday, when she had to explain to a House panel how an armed intruder jumped the White House fence on Sept. 19 and made it as far into the mansion … Continue reading →

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Michael Phelps Can Do More Than Swim Like A Fish! Arrested On DUI Charges!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

After an evening of Casino Gambling and Cocktails, Olympic Champion Michael Phelps took to the Maryland highways and made them all fast lanes. Phelps, known as the “Baltimore Bullet” and winner of 18 Olympic gold medals, was arrested at about 1:40 … Continue reading →

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Ben Affleck Goes Full Frontal In “Gone Girl”. News Causes Box Office Rush And $69 Million In Advance Ticket Sales!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by jr

20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting … Continue reading →

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Exclusive! Best Venice Bachelor Party Ever! You’re Welcome Ladies!

Posted on September 29, 2014 by jr
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Men Around The World Reap Consolation Bonanza As George Clooney Marries! Major Spike Expected In Birth Rate!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Millions of women were left bereft with shattered dreams yesterday as the perennial bachelor said, “I do” in Venice, Italy. “The longer he stayed single, the better I thought my chances were” cried one top model, “these next few weeks … Continue reading →

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Cuomo And DeBlasio And 73 Staff Members and 147 TV Reporters and Crew Prove NYC Subways Are Safe!

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr

  Due to a report of a terrorist intention to attack The Paris Metro and NYC Subway, New York’s Top Pols, Andrew Cuomo and Bill DeBlasio went underground today for a ride, to prove the system was as safe as … Continue reading →

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Italy Closes Borders, Shuts Down Airports In Preparation For George Clooney’s Wedding.

Posted on September 26, 2014 by jr

What started in Venice with the closing of 2 picturesque walkways along the Grand Canal, to keep crowds away from George Clooney’s wedding has turned into a countrywide shutdown. The sheer weight of the amount of people going to the … Continue reading →

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Lattegate! Boehner Calls For Obama Impeachment!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by jr

“That’s It! That’s the last straw,” screamed John Boehner, “What kind of a lazy-assed salute was that?” We have put up with a lot from that man and now this? ” Managing to stir up the press and the GOP … Continue reading →

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