Category Archives: International

“We Must Keep Our President Safe!” GOP Proposes A More Northerly White House!

Posted on September 22, 2014 by jr

Republicans are aghast at the two egregious breaks in White House Security this past weekend. “This is inexcusable!” shouted a rather apoplectic, Long Island Representative Peter King. “How can we ever hope to concentrate on President Obama’s agenda, if we are … Continue reading →

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Millions Wait In Line And Purchase iPhone6 Today! Apple Announces iPhone7 coming in December. Everybody Gets Back On Line!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr
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Exclusive! George Snags The Main Preacher Man For His Miracle Wedding!!

Posted on September 19, 2014 by jr

While everybody has been distracted by the leaked guest list to George Clooney’s upcoming nuptials, that sly actor has been secretly holding meetings at The Vatican with Pope Francis. After much discussion and negotiations, George convinced the Pontiff that he … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Modernizes The Swiss Guard Uniform. These Are The Real Fashion Police!

Posted on September 18, 2014 by jr

He said he would modernize every facet of the church and he was not kidding! Gone are the days of the Blue, Red and Gold striped, court jester type uniforms of The Pontifical Swiss Guard! Out with the old boring … Continue reading →

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Miss Nebraska, Megan Swanson “Accidentally” Flashes America With Her Pink Undies! Oh And Some Other Gal Won The Title!

Posted on September 17, 2014 by jr

In an amazingly daring move on Sunday’s Miss America Pageant, Megan Swanson, representing the corn fed gals of Nebraska saw her shot and took it, the money shot that is. As Co-host Chris Harrison strolled across the stage explaining the judges … Continue reading →

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Bono To Throw In New Duets Album “Bono’s Babes” Free To Boost Sluggish U2 Downloads!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr

In a crafty attempt to lure more guys into downloading the latest U2 album “Songs Of Innocence” Bono has graciously decided to offer at no additional cost, an album of duets with some of today’s hottest female pinups. Although the … Continue reading →

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Jay-Z And The Boys Sell It Like The Girls!!

Posted on September 14, 2014 by jr

Talk about something we didn’t see coming! Not to be outdone by the surprise sexy duet by Beyonce and Nicki Minaj, during their “On The Run” tour concert in Paris on September 12, Jay-Z surprised the audience when he introduced … Continue reading →

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Today’s Gratuitous and Obscure Movie Reference Product Endorsement

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr
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Exclusive!!! Iggy Azalea’s Personal Day Planner For September. This Explains How She Got So “Fancy” So Fast!!

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr

Modern Career Building just got clearer, thanks to this leaked page from Iggy’s Day Planner. Precisely showing each days activity, it just may become the gold standard “game plan” for any aspiring pop or rap star. With experienced Talent Management … Continue reading →

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Obama Unveils Secret Plan! Palin Family Grabs A Six-Pack And Heads To Iraq To Open A Can Of Whoopass On ISIS. Alaska Style!!

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr

It turns out that President Obama does have another plan for dealing with the ISIS crisis in Iraq. That plan is called Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. The top-secret plan became public yesterday when reporters discovered the Palin Family … Continue reading →

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