Category Archives: International

New Sanctions Are Just The Beginning. “The Interview” DVD Drop On North Korea! A Real S*#tstorm!

President Obama has enacted more harsh sanctions against 3 North Korean organizations and 10 individuals, as payback for the alleged cyber-attack on Sony Pictures. Although many felt that the sanctions, already in place, were pretty mean as sanctions go, Obama … Continue reading

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Thieves Steal Over $300,000 Worth Of Wine From French Laundry Restaurant. So Far No Clues!

A Christmas Day robbery at Yountville’s storied French Laundry restaurant netted a king’s collection of fabulous wines worth at least $300,000. The thieves, who jimmied a door at the wine room on the property, obviously knew exactly what they were … Continue reading

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Clooney Buys Downton Abbey For Amal! Plans To Retain Most Of The Staff! Fascinating!

“Anything for my bride!” says George Clooney, obviously, still very much in love with his wife after over 3 months of wedded bliss. “I saw her admiring Downtown Abbey on HGTV International House Hunters program and she seemed enthralled. The … Continue reading

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New “Paint-Dri App!” Pick A Color….Click The Can…Watch It Dry. It’s That Easy!

Now you can spend more time than ever being mesmerized by your phone screen, with the new app from BrainDead Inc. simply called “Paint-Dri”. And it’s so darn easy! From a wall of paint cans, you’ll see a virtual rainbow … Continue reading

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Ellen Degeneres Would Love A Special Oscar For Tweet Of The Year!

Thanks to the over the top, “side splitting” antics of Ellen Degeneres and her mind boggling tweet, the 2014 Academy Awards reached an audience of over 43 million people around the world, it’s largest audience in 10 years. Hoping to … Continue reading

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“The Clinton Sting” Call The Police! Hillary Gets Blessing To Use Campaign Song “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”

When Bill Clinton was running for President and wanted to reach out to the boomers, he found the perfect song from back in the 70’s, “Don’t Stop(thinking about tomorrow).“ The choice of a theme song was credited with giving Bill … Continue reading

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“Now” Kim Jong Un’s Car Keys Are Missing! No Comment From President On Possible US Involvement!

Just when all seemed to be going well again in North Korea, with the Internet back on line, Kim Jong Un has again been flummoxed, due to the disappearance of his car keys. He never actually drives himself anywhere, but … Continue reading

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North Korea Internet Restored. “All 3 Websites Up And Running Just Great,” Brags Kim!

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Pope Attempts To Make Peace Between North Korea And Sony Pictures

Fresh off the success of helping to broker a new, more open relationship between the United States and Cuba, Pope Francis has now set his sights on the dispute over Sony Pictures new movie “The Interview” starring James Franco and Seth … Continue reading

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Wasting No Time, President Obama Nominates Three Possible Ambassadors To Cuba

“No no no no no no no” said Marco Rubio

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