Category Archives: International

Black Friday Brings Out America’s Best!!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by jr

And who doesn’t love a great deal on a flat screen TV?

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Lindsey Graham Nominates Arnold Schwarzenegger To Replace Chuck Hagel As Secretary Of Defense!

Posted on November 25, 2014 by jr

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has put forth the name of his dream candidate for Secretary of Defense, to replace Chuck Hagel and that name is Arnold Schwarzenegger! At a hastily called press conference this morning Graham was fairly rapturous in … Continue reading →

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Takata Says “We”ll Make Replacements For Defective Airbags As Fast As We Can!” Car Owners Say, “Umm….Please Don’t Rush!”

Posted on November 21, 2014 by jr
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Chris Hemsworth Named People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive! Adam Levine Refuses To Give Up Title!!

Posted on November 19, 2014 by jr

Adam Levine, People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2013, reportedly has barricaded himself in his dressing room, at his TV Show, The Voice and refuses to turn over the winner sash to this years sexiest, Chris Hemsworth. According to sources, … Continue reading →

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“We’re Running Out Of Chocolate,” Says World’s Largest Producer. Sir Bob Geldorf Says “I’m On It!”

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr

Fresh off the instant success of his new Ebola-ized version of Do they know it’s Christmas? recorded over the weekend, with current British and Irish pop superstars, Sir Bob is already faced with another challenge. A world shortage of chocolate! … Continue reading →

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Australian TV Host Wears Same Suit For One Year. Confirms There Is Sexism In The World!

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr

Karl Stefanovic has worn the same suit for a year — and no one noticed! The popular host of a Today Show incarnation in Australia, thought that perhaps women, specifically his co-host were judged by their appearance and not their … Continue reading →

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GOP Reaffirms Commitment To Work With President To Move Country Forward!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by jr
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Rosetta’s Missing Philae Lander Batteries Dying. Apple Advises Closing Apps And Making Shorter Calls To Conserve Battery!

Posted on November 14, 2014 by jr
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McConnell Tells One Percenters “We Can Do Better. We Will Get That Down To .5 Percent!”

Posted on November 8, 2014 by jr

“There’s still inequity out there,” railed newly re-elected, Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. “There’s still too many people in this country owning homes, going to college, driving cars, having phones, going to bed on a full stomach and Now, he thundered … Continue reading →

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Who Shot OBL? America Wants To Know!!!

Posted on November 7, 2014 by jr
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