Category Archives: Politics

Rick Santorum Jumps Into Race For GOP Nod!

Posted on May 27, 2015 by jr
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Smarmalade!!! New From Smuckers! It Doesn’t Get Any Smarmier Than This!!

Posted on May 23, 2015 by jr

When Smuckers says it’s smarmy, trust them, “It’s Smarmy!” Available in 16 flavors, every one more sickeningly sweet and cloying than the last. It’s almost too smarmy!

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Ted Cruz’s Nightmare Begins! He’s Ordered Into Mandatory Same Sex Marriage! Mary’s Got The Details!

Posted on May 21, 2015 by jr

After working up crowds with his claim that same-sex marriage was going to be mandatory very soon, Ted Cruz faced his second* greatest fear today, when he received his official indoctrination papers from the Gay Mafia, demanding he report for … Continue reading →

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Rand Paul Filibusters For 11 Hours. Gets Sleepy. Leaves Everybody Grumpy.

Posted on May 21, 2015 by jr
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Bush Chat

Posted on May 18, 2015 by jr
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The Fox Always Puts A Special Spin On The News!

Posted on May 17, 2015 by jr
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Romney Puts Up His Mitts For Charity Fight With Evander Holyfield!

Posted on May 17, 2015 by jr
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“Pin The Tail On The Doocy! Summertime Fun For The Whole Family! It’s Hilarious!

Posted on May 15, 2015 by jr

D-bag Toys introduces a new spin on an old party favorite. Just in time for those warm weather barbecues and pool parties, comes the fun game that 99% of the country can enjoy! It’s the age-old game that has been … Continue reading →

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Brick Announces Candidacy For GOP Nomination. Jumps To Head Of The Field!

Posted on May 11, 2015 by jr

Surprise announcement today, out of the heartland when a brick, who until recently was simply one of many, in a home in Kansas City, announced his intention to seek the Republican Party nomination for the Presidency. Appearing at his downtown … Continue reading →

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Mary Has A Random Patriotic Thought!

Posted on May 9, 2015 by jr
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