Category Archives: Politics

Congress Passes Temporary Budget So America Can Afford To Discuss Dress Color For One Week!

Posted on February 28, 2015 by jr
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Donald Trump Says There Is An 80% Chance He’ll Run For President In 2016. Offers Possible Slogans

Posted on February 27, 2015 by jr

Donald Trump boosted the spirits of everybody at CPAC today when he once again teased that he may be considering running for President in 2016, throwing a good portion of the conservative crowd into states of elation, unmatched by any … Continue reading →

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When Twitter Wars Are Plagiarized Tweets!

Posted on February 25, 2015 by jr

When Ghost twitter writers can’t be bothered to write their own tweets this might be the resulting International Twitter War! It sure sounds familiar.

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Bill O’Reilly Reminds Everybody Where He Works. Critics Say “Oh Right….Nevermind.”

Posted on February 22, 2015 by jr

Bill O’Reilly In The No Spin “Spin Zone”

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Rudy Guiliani Says, “I Don’t Believe Obama Loves America As Much As I Love Publicity!”

Posted on February 19, 2015 by jr
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Scott Walker Waffles On Evolution But Totally Nails Universe Revolving Around The Earth Thing!!!

Posted on February 12, 2015 by jr

Scott Walker Science Guy On His Impressive Tour of England to update everyone how far the United States has progressed on the science front since the mid 1500’s.

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says The Campaign Field Is ‘Being Polluted By Money’. Shocks 3 People In Des Moines!!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg playing the new game sensation “State The Obvious!” which she easily won as nobody could top that.

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Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading →

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Thom Tillis Announces His “Opting Out” Plan. “This is America! Do Whatever You Effing Want!!”

Posted on February 4, 2015 by jr

Senator Thom Tilllis (R-NC) made headlines yesterday when he suggested that there is too much government involved in everyday lives and business. He suggested restaurant employees shouldn’t be “required “ to wash their hands if they don’t feel like it. … Continue reading →

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Bush Chat

Posted on January 31, 2015 by jr
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