Category Archives: Politics

Rick Perry Sees The Illegal Alien Sub Plot In Peter Pan!! Demands Investigation!

Posted on December 5, 2014 by jr

“Glasses or not. I can see what’s plain as day in front of my own two eyes!” roared Texas Governor Rick Perry, this morning, at a hastily called press conference. He loudly voiced his displeasure at NBC for it’s live presentation of … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You. Thanksgiving Edition.

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Ted lets you know what he knows as soon as he knows it.

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Lindsey Graham Nominates Arnold Schwarzenegger To Replace Chuck Hagel As Secretary Of Defense!

Posted on November 25, 2014 by jr

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has put forth the name of his dream candidate for Secretary of Defense, to replace Chuck Hagel and that name is Arnold Schwarzenegger! At a hastily called press conference this morning Graham was fairly rapturous in … Continue reading →

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Lindsey Graham Declares Black Friday Racist! Wants To Call Thanksgiving “White Thursday”!

Posted on November 24, 2014 by jr

Appearing on Keeping It Real with Megyn Kelly on Fox News, apoplectic with anger, Senator Lindsey Graham, from South Carolina, raged about what he sees as a major injustice and what he considers a racist event, that takes place every … Continue reading →

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Boehner Says Obama’s Immigration Action Damages Presidency. Calls Him A “Big Poopyhead!”

Posted on November 22, 2014 by jr

John Boehner Calling them as he sees them!

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on November 21, 2014 by jr
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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on November 17, 2014 by jr
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GOP Reaffirms Commitment To Work With President To Move Country Forward!

Posted on November 15, 2014 by jr
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Exclusive! FoxTakes! Your Guide To Understanding News Like The Professionals!!

Posted on November 13, 2014 by jr

These are confusing times in the world but even more confusing sometimes in the world of Television News production, especially at Fox News. One long-time Fox producer explained the modern communication problem. “Many reporters still subscribe to the old story … Continue reading →

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Jeb Bush 50-50 On Running For President. George W. Says, “Great! That’s How I Felt About Actually Being President!”

Posted on November 10, 2014 by jr
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