Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Best Little Boys In The World Sit On Santa’s Lap. Koch Brothers Remind Him They Paid For The Chair.

Posted on December 19, 2014 by jr

Santa Mitch will make all sure they get all the presents on their gift list

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Marco Rubio Reacts To New US-Cuba Policy. “No No No No No No No! I’m Gonna Hold My Breath Til I Esplode”

Posted on December 18, 2014 by jr

“President Barack Obama will get no money for his Cuba policy, no ambassador will be confirmed and the embargo will never be lifted,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) yelled in a blistering press conference on Wednesday just before letting out a … Continue reading →

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Lindsey Graham Announces That He Is Thinking About Whether Or Not He Has A Shot In Hell Of Being Elected Presuhdent!

Posted on December 17, 2014 by jr

“Ahma gonna think on it some more”

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Rand Paul Introduces Bill To Remove President Obama From All History Books And Reference Materials!

Posted on December 15, 2014 by jr

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry Sees The Illegal Alien Sub Plot In Peter Pan!! Demands Investigation!

Posted on December 5, 2014 by jr

“Glasses or not. I can see what’s plain as day in front of my own two eyes!” roared Texas Governor Rick Perry, this morning, at a hastily called press conference. He loudly voiced his displeasure at NBC for it’s live presentation of … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Explains It All For You

Posted on December 5, 2014 by jr

Ted’s Peter Pan Review

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Madonna Poses Topless In Magazine. Shocks………Ummm. Shocks……Ummm… Sorry, We Got Nothing

Posted on December 4, 2014 by jr
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Gaga Reveals That She Was Raped But Shockingly, Not By Bill Cosby!

Posted on December 3, 2014 by jr

Attempting to take some of the heat off of former (as in about 2 weeks ago) beloved comic, Bill Cosby and to re-direct attention back to her, Lady Gaga has decided to announce that she too, was a victim of … Continue reading →

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Elizabeth Lauten, Republican Aide Critical Of Obama Daughters, Snapped Up By Sarah Palin To Be Her Nanny!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by jr

The Republican congressional aide who wrote a widely-disseminated Facebook post criticizing President Obama’s daughters, walked out of one plum job and landed another. She has been hired by Sarah Palin, former Alaska Governor and currently former Alaska Governor, to be … Continue reading →

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Black Friday Brings Out America’s Best!!

Posted on December 1, 2014 by jr

And who doesn’t love a great deal on a flat screen TV?

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