Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

“My Kids Don’t Know What I Do For A Living,” Megyn Kelly Tells People Magazine!

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NJ Governor Chris Christie Takes Leave Of Absence. Will Seek GOP Nomination For President While Working At Walmart

“I am sick of hearing about the minimum wage,” groused New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. “It seems so petty!” In order to show that the issue has been blown way out of proportion, the Governor has placed his state elected … Continue reading

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Could Tori Spelling Have Ebola? Daring Promotion For New Season Of True Tory!

In the midst of filming Season 2 of her reality show True Tori, the star had a coughing fit and naturally everyone assumed it might be Ebola, so while the cameras rolled and the press notified, she was rushed to … Continue reading

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TMZ Exclusive! Bruce’s Housekeeper’s Daughter’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Butcher’s Son Is Dating Kris’s Manicurist And Wow Is She Angry!!

We can always count on TMZ to dig up the real entertainment scoop. Harvey and his crack team leave no trash can unturned and no algae undisturbed in their pursuit of even the tiniest shred of gossip. This item has … Continue reading

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Charlie Sheen Pulls Out of Marriage To Porn Star! Adult Film Industry Breathes Sigh Of Relief.

Charlie Sheen has called off his wedding to Scotty Ross and sighs of relief were heard throughout the San Fernando Valley in Southern California. Ross, currently an ex-porn star has been engaged to Sheen for the past year. Working under … Continue reading

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Amanda Bynes Crazy Train Fails to Captivate American Audience!

Even people who admit to enjoying watching paint dry, have failed to be captivated by the saga of Amanda Bynes. The former Nickelodean star has attempted to follow the Lindsay Lohan playbook for child star turns bad girl, with arrests, … Continue reading

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Nick Jonas Will Not Be Upstaged! A New Red Carpet Trend?

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Tik Tok! Kesha’s Time Runs Out. Press Release Announces Impending Retirement!

“You gotta know when to fold em,” said Kesha in a phone interview. “As I told my producer and best friend Dr. Luke, I have had a great run but now it’s time to let the next generation take the … Continue reading

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Finally! Kimberly-Clark Has A Practical Solution!

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8 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Don’t Really Need To Know Anything About

1. Born Blake Brown, she almost went with Deadly but thought Lively seemed a more cheerful last name. 2. As stipulated in her contract, she got to keep the traveling pants. 3. Not initially interested in acting, she was forced … Continue reading

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