Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Lindsay Nails Casual Friday!!!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr
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Kanye West Rushed To Hospital For Emergency MRI Before Australian Concert! 327 Audience Members Have MRI’s After Concert!!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

Feeling a bit down, down under, Kanye West was rushed, rushed, rushed to a hospital in Melbourne just before his concert, on this leg of his Australian tour. Suffering from a lack of headlines in the local news, which is … Continue reading →

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Lana Del Rey Signs New Contract. Agrees To Sell Music Door To Door! More Artists To Follow!

Posted on September 9, 2014 by jr

In what many recording companies are calling the future of music marketing, artists are agreeing to sell their wares door to door. Industry bigwig, Jimmy Iovine, explained the reality of the new business model. “We can only place a song … Continue reading →

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Nicole Scherzinger Dragged Onto Yacht, Forced To Show Off Her Flawless Bikini Body In A Tiny Swimsuit In Formentera, Spain. Policia Notified.

Posted on September 7, 2014 by jr
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Lady Gaga Rants at Fashion Week Partygoers, “Goddamn Rich People…Shut The Fuck Up!”

Posted on September 7, 2014 by jr

“Will you fucking shut up???” Screamed Lady Gaga at a Fashion Week party at The Plaza Hotel, “Goddamn Rich People!” Guests including Donatella Versace, Liberty Ross and Brooke Shields kept talking as she attempted to perform selections from her forthcoming … Continue reading →

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Hayden Panettiere, “I’m Thrilled When People Notice My Breasts!”

Posted on September 6, 2014 by jr

Heroes star, Hayden Panettiere could not disguise her glee when asked at the Emmy’s what the best thing about being pregnant was. “My boobs of course!” OMG I never expected this kind of attention and I am loving it! People … Continue reading →

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Jennifer Lopez Releases New “ Simple, Personal” Video Called “Booty”

Posted on September 5, 2014 by jr

“I’ve been through so much these past few years that I found I needed to express it in my music more than ever “ said J-Lo. Seeing all the bright young talent on American Idol and coaching them on how … Continue reading →

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Rihanna spends Labor Day Weekend Working With The Coast Guard

Posted on September 2, 2014 by jr

  The Coast Guard, the nation’s first line of defense against smugglers seeking to bring illegal substances into the United States got even tougher this weekend as Rihanna manned the front lines. Riding her private yacht “The Ganja” the Barbados … Continue reading →

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Ashlee Simpson Signs With Motown Subsidiary. Already Expecting A Career Boost!!

Posted on September 1, 2014 by jr

With the powers no one knew were vested in her, Motown legend Diana Ross officiated at the marriage of her son Evan Ross to karaoke star Ashlee Simpson at her home in Greenwich Connecticut Sunday evening. After a whirlwind courtship, … Continue reading →

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Allison Williams “Sometimes You Just Have To Close Your Eyes”

Posted on August 29, 2014 by jr
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