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Narrowly edging out Fox News Personality Megan Kelly, former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin has been named as the number one woman, republican men would most like to see in a burka.

In a poll conducted by the Bernard Langenschwantz Research Consortium, GOP males were asked who they believed could carry off a burka with the most style and panache. After having the word panache explained to them, an overwhelming number of males agreed that they would love to see Sarah in a burka.

One man queried as to why she was his choice, responded, “Well, Sarah is just about the hottest, sexiest republican we got and then, to cover it up under all that fabric would be awesome. Just knowing that hotness is hidden, just beneath that heavy cloth, makes me perspire in places I never knew I could perspire!”

“I know it’s just a pipe dream,” said another, “but if we can all get behind a great candidate like…say…Donald Trump or Ted Cruz, who both have such great ideas for women in America, I know we can get them into burkas in no time flat. I refuse to give up on that dream!”

GOP candidate Carly Fiorina came in third. Calls to her campaign headquarters for her reaction were not returned.