The producers at Fox News have found themselves with a wealth of Benghazi conspiracy theories, and a plethora of nefarious misinformation, thanks to it’s stable of 267 imaginative writer, story editors and men in tinfoil hats.
So much material, it seems, has been created that there is not enough time in a day to contain it on only one channel, and still find time for it’s on-air personalities to continue the unbiased Obama bashing, that has been their bread and butter for over six years.
The solution it seems is that Fox News has birthed out an entirely new outlet to be known As Fox News Benghazi Channel!
According to producers, in addition to the appearance of regular Fox News personalities, they have scheduled a variety of shows such as:
Cookin’ With Benghazi– Featuring spicy concoctions with secret ingredients.
Benghazi Décor – Creative ways to make your home bigger than it is.
Who’s Benghazi Is It Anyway? Contestants improvise to see who can create the biggest conspiracy theory on the spot!
“Believe me,” bragged Fox News honcho, Roger Ailes, “We’ve only begun to dredge the bottom of this story. It stinks, but at Fox News we are used to the stench! There’s plenty of people willing to throw mud and we will be right there with them, at least until 2016! This is gonna be fun!”
“It’s long overdue,” shouted Bill O’Reilly with tiny bits of spittle lining the edges of his lips. “I’m so excited, my only worry is that my head may explode with joy.”
