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Fresh off the instant success of his new Ebola-ized version of Do they know it’s Christmas? recorded over the weekend, with current British and Irish pop superstars, Sir Bob is already faced with another challenge. A world shortage of chocolate! Having raised over $1 million to fight Ebola in Africa in the first 5 minutes of the song’s downloading availability, Bob is now considered the miracle man for rewriting a song for a cause. Although it took 30 years since it’s last incarnation Bob realizes this song is a charity goldmine and can be tailored for any crisis. Juergen Steinemann, CEO of Switzerland’s Barry Callebaut Group reached out to the knighted rock star, to beg him to help with what could be a worldwide crisis within a few years. “I understand the severity of the problem after speaking with Juergen,” explained Sir Bob “so I will be moving the chocolate problem up on my list of priorities. I just finished Do they know it’s healthcare? for President Obama’s ACA renewal program. Putin wants Do they know it’s Vladimir? to help win over the Ukraine and then there’s Do they know it’s hacking? to raise awareness of the stolen, nude photo problem. I just got off the phone with the top guy at Hershey so I truly understand this could be a worldwide nightmare. I just have to think of a title.”