Lindsey Graham Declares Black Friday Racist! Wants To Call Thanksgiving “White Thursday”!

Lindsey GrahamAppearing on Keeping It Real with Megyn Kelly on Fox News, apoplectic with anger, Senator Lindsey Graham, from South Carolina, raged about what he sees as a major injustice and what he considers a racist event, that takes place every year. Black Friday! He railed, “A cute cartoon about immigrants surprising a family on Thanksgiving gets everybody all riled up, but nobody says anything about the bigotry involved in naming one of the greatest shopping events of the year after the Negro population! How can that not show a bias? They already have Martin Luther King Day for goodness sake! How much more do they want? We all shop on Friday after Turkey Day. I say enough with Obama and his dictatorial ways. If he wants to call it Black Friday, then I want “White Thursday” to precede it. Seems only white, er …I mean right to me!” When Megyn informed him that Fox News had done an investigation into the derivation of the term “Black Friday” and they learned that the black in Black Friday, simply refers to businesses going into the black financially on that day and nothing to do with the African American race, he choked and sputtered. “That report is full of garbage.”

Posted in Politics, Whores and Horrors | Tagged | Leave a comment

American Music Awards Name One Direction Artist Of The Year. Dedicate Award To Bobby Sherman, Davy Jones and David Cassidy!

BestBoys

“We wouldn’t be here tonight if it wasn’t for the groundbreaking work of artists who cleared the path for guys like us,” said One Direction’s Harry Styles, on receiving their coveted Artist of the Year Award. “Magazine Covers and cheering audiences are great but respect for our music is really the greatest reward. Knowing you understand our place in music is worth every prepubescent scream reverberating in our ears, every waking moment of our lives. I only wish that guys like Bobby Sherman, Davy Jones and David Cassidy had gotten that kind of respect when they were performing. They were always neglected when it came time for the awards and that simply was, and remains a disgrace. I only hope that this award tonight, which we dedicate to them will let them know what they mean to us and every sixty something woman out there.”

Posted in GTK, Scoop | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

mary's random11_24_14

Mary’s Random Thought

Posted in Mary's Random Thoughts | Leave a comment

Gimme A Quote

Best Billie

Billie Joe Armstrong

Posted in Gimme A Quote | Tagged | 3 Comments

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

mary's random 11_23_14

Mary’s Random Thought

Posted in Mary's Random Thoughts | Leave a comment

Gimme A Quote

BestGiorgio

Gimme A Quote

Posted in Gimme A Quote | Tagged | Leave a comment

Walking And Shootin’ With Tom And Joni

Tom and Joni11_22_14

Tom Cruise and Joni Ernst

Posted in Shootin' With Joni, Walking With Tom | Tagged , | Leave a comment

J-Lo And Iggy Discuss Staging For “Booty” Performance On Sunday’s American Music Awards!

IggyandJ

J-Lo- First off I am thinkin’ no nipple slips on this show. That got Janet in a mess of trouble.

Iggy– Agreed. Okay Imma thinkin’ here’s how we start.

J-Lo– Wait! Who enters first? I say smaller booty first, then wow ‘em with the big magilla!

Iggy– So you wanna enna furst?

J-Lo– WTF? My cheek mountains are obviously bigger than yours and might I add, a bit more pendulous!

Iggy- WTF is this pendulous shit? My booty is twice the roundness, firmness and pillowness of yours. I’m sorry bitch. I know you are J-Lo and I respect all your talent and shit, but whoa. Let’s get real here. Your ass is plain mashed potato and mine is slathered in some silky-ass gravy making it shine like the sun and twice as tasty. Nobody doesn’t want my fat ass!

J-Lo– Are you effing with me? Have you ever cupped an ass over 40 years old that is az tight as mine? I felt your butt baby in the video and as long as we are being honest here, I’ve cupped 78 year old record execs with more muscle than your flabby behind. Jeesus! Take the stairs now and then you Fancy ass. WTF? SOMEBODY GET MY AGENT IN HERE! JERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!

Iggy– Okay calm down. I hear ya. You don’t hafta go all ballistical shit on me. I unnastand where yo head is. I get it. It’s an age thing! Don’t worry baby. Damn you still look fine I gotta say. I hope, God as my witness, I look that good when I’m pushin’ 60!

J-Lo– That’s it. You one dead motherfucker!

Iggy–   I LOVE your Bracelet!

J-Lo– What?

Iggy– Imma sorry. I wuz outta line. I will be privileged to be on the stage with you. I don’t know what got into me. Of course you have the finer booty. So…..I enna furst, then you knock em in the aisles with that butt and that voice. You’re tracked right?

J-Lo– Well thank you. I’m glad you agree and I am sorry for the unpleasantness.

Iggy– No Prob. Okay now the next item. Who flashes their vagina furst?

J-Lo– Oh jeez! Jerrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Posted in GTK, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Boehner Says Obama’s Immigration Action Damages Presidency. Calls Him A “Big Poopyhead!”

Big Poopyhead

John Boehner Calling them as he sees them!

Posted in Politics, Scoop, Whores and Horrors | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

mary's random 11_22_14

Mary’s Random Thought

Posted in Mary's Random Thoughts | Leave a comment