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Kinda Exclusive: Jenny McCarthy Sorta Explains Why Donnie Is The Best Husband Out There!

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“Omigosh” exclaimed newlywed Jenny McCarthy, “how do I even begin to share what an exciting and romantic time this is in my life?” The former Playmate of the Year, who recently left the table on The View was all atwitter, smiling and giggling like a schoolgirl. “Ya know, a lot of women out there have husbands and many don’t. There was a time when I didn’t have one, and now I do, so I can really relate to both groups.  Some gals aren’t very attractive and some are, like me, rather pretty. I think I can easily speak to the pretty ones and I’ll do my best to find some common ground with the less fortunate. There are so many opportunities for me now I can’t tell you. I am over the moon thrilled and looking forward to the Sirius XM radio show Dirty Sexy Funny! I used to think, I had to be seen to be appreciated, but I have been told recently that it’s equally positive when I am unseen. So radio offers me that side of the coin! Naturally, I’ll look pretty, so listeners can still picture me that way and of course I’ll be wearing my black framed glasses which make me look super smart.” She then located them from her purse and I agreed, she looked way smart with them perched on her perfect nose. I prompted her again, regarding what makes Donnie the best husband out there? She just gushed, “Omigod! Didn’t you ever see The New Kids On The Block? He was my second favorite. The first was gay and pretty only gets you so far with that.”

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Walking With Mary Louise

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TLC Cancels Honey Boo Boo. Reveals Cast Picture Of Their Replacements!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Walking With Tom

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Famed Physicist Stephen Hawking Makes His First Post On Facebook….His Puppy! Awwwww!

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Toys “R” Us Relents! Will Return “Breaking Bad” Action Figures To Shelves. Will Also Introduce Kiddies First Meth Lab Kit!

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After removing Breaking Bad Action figures from store shelves due to a Florida woman’s complaint, regarding their inappropriateness in a toy store, Toys r Us faced an onslaught of protests from fans and meth heads across the country. Even the stars Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston got involved, tweeting that Barbie dolls do much more damage than these two fun-loving, murdering meth cooks! The store has now apologized and restocked the guys along with their mini cooking paraphernalia. A store spokesman said, “We realize we acted a little too hastily due to one rather uptight, prejudiced woman, but we are happy to have rectified the error. “Breaking Bad represents opportunity and opportunity is what America is all about! We are also proud to announce another new toy for all the future science teachers and meth cooks out there, Kiddies First Meth Lab! Everything you’ll need to set your child up to be the next Jesse and Heisenberg. We hope this makes up for our earlier rush to judgement.” They also said they look forward to the “Game of Thrones” line of Swords, Maces and Poisons to land in stores just in time for Christmas!

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Jamie Gets Rumer With The Old Pull My Finger Gag!

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