Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Walking With Tom

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Introducing Mary’s Flesh Flashers Directory Roundup!

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As a public service Mary is attempting to file together a one source directory, for all the latest pictorial information on rockin’ bods, enviable physiques, fap fantasies and sexy selfies. All the important derma exhibitions worldwide! She’ll try to include the event where the flesh was flaunted and what particular part is on display, so you waste no time searching for these sexy snaps on line. These are not cloud leaked, so there’s no fear that you are viewing unapproved intimate pix. Mary believes in a line of privacy and will continue to honor it, as she continues her never ending search to actually find it. This is just a partial list, as reports come in from around the globe. Where celebrity skin shows up, we will too! Happy Hunting!

Tayor Swift   Jimmy Kimmel Bra Top Bare midriff

David Beckham   Malibu Beach   Shirtless

Jennifer Lopez    Vancouver     Booty …well most everything on the menu

Jessie J      MOBO Awards     A Little of everything

Naya Rivera   WILDLIFE SHOW     Cleavage

Kaley Cuoco     ASPCA Event         Navel peek

Jennifer Hudson     Turn it Up for Change Ball       Boobs ,Bra, Thigh

Rooney Mara     Movie Premiere   Midriff

Teri Hatcher    IMC Awards     Cleavage, thigh

Lena Dunham   The Social   Cottage Cheese thigh

Reese Witherspoon Vogue Fashion Fund       Slight cleavage

Gaga   London     Nipples

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Hollywood’s Abuzz! Who Will Play Steve Jobs In Long Awaited Biopic?

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Not since the casting news for Fifty Shades of Grey has Hollywood been this excited! Who in the world would be cast to play Steve Jobs in the new biopic about the man behind the Apple Computer? Who could fill this Maverick’s shoes? Would it be Leo? Brad? Benedict? George? Well…..drum roll please……..It’s everybody’s favorite Batman…Christian Bale! Obviously a movie about the man who turned a computer into a mega empire that also included iPods and iPhones is a slam dunk for packing everyone into the theater and hottie Christian is the proverbial icing on the cake. Industry insiders expect he will have just the right amount of pizzazz in bringing Steve back to life. Included in the film will be amazing personal information such as, Steve loved packaging so that is why Apple products look so cool. Steve ate fish but no meat. A rebel, Steve often parked in the handicapped zone. Steve received $1 pay every year starting in 1997. And most of all, everyone is looking forward to Christian’s ability to deliver on Steve’s last words, “Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wow!” Filming is slated to begin as soon as a script is completed.

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Ebola Lands In NYC In Time For Village Halloween Parade. Expected To Win Scariest Costume!

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With still a week to go before the big parade and a multitude of festive Halloween events, the Ebola virus reportedly touched down in NYC last Friday. After doing a number of touristy things like taking the subway, seeing Times Square, getting close up with The Naked Cowboy, stopping by Live with Kelly and Michael and of course bowling, the virus reportedly took a break in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. In preparation for this years Greenwich Village Parade, the virus is getting it’s strength up for a wild party night by resting and relaxing with a few close friends. One commented after visiting, “Oh yeah! That is one scary looking virus! He’s gonna freak out a lot of people!”

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

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Walking With Tom

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Comfort Eating? Woman, 24, Spends An Entire Week In KFC After Being Dumped By Boyfriend. Writes 37 Songs!

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A woman spent an entire week in a KFC eating fried chicken wings after being dumped by her boyfriend, because she needed time to think.

The lovesick woman went to the fast food chain in search of some comfort food to get over the break-up. Seven days later she was still ordering chicken wings with a side of extra large fries at the KFC by a train station near her home.

She even phoned in sick to work, to stay at the restaurant. “I was walking around feeling miserable and decided to stop off at the KFC. I hadn’t planned on staying there long; I just wanted some chicken wings. Once I got there and started eating, I decided I needed time to think. I didn’t want to go back to my apartment because it was full of memories of him. So I stayed.”

After a few days KFC employees began to worry about her. One said, ”At first no one really noticed her but after a few days I began thinking she looked really familiar and I realized we had been serving her for the past three days and that she hadn’t actually ever left the store. When we asked her if she was okay, she said she was and just needed time to think and then asked for another box of chicken wings with extra large fries.” He said that she was doing no harm eating her way through boxes of chicken so they let her stay. He added, “she was, after all, a paying customer, even if a bit of an odd one.”

The sad woman decided she had had enough when local media turned up after a week. “I decided the best thing to do would be to leave the city and go back to my parents. I had already told work I was ill, and I was getting sick of the taste of chicken so there was no point in staying there anymore.” She then boarded the next train to her parents’ home.

One Waitress sighed, “I guess we kind of miss her. It certainly made work more interesting.”

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